Confessions of A BnB Bitch: A No-Nonsense Guide to Airbnb, VRBO, and Vacation Re…

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A No-Nonsense Guide to Airbnb, VRBO, and Vacation Rentals—Short-Term Rental Hosting, Real Estate Investing, Passive Income, Property Management, and Financial Freedom for Beginners and Pros
Whether you’re just getting started or already have a few rentals under your belt, this guide will help you build an innovative, profitable strategy, discover new techniques, and refine your operations—and yes, there’s even a Naked Realtor running around inside.
Let me guess—you’re here because someone told you short-term rentals are the golden ticket to financial freedom, flexible living, and a life of passive income where your biggest worry is which beach you and your laptop will tan on next.
Cute.
Now, here’s the truth: hosting can be amazing. It can pay the bills, fund your vacations, and make you feel like a rental rockstar. But it can also feel like inviting strangers into your home just so they can break your toilet, rearrange your furniture, and leave a 4-star review because the weather wasn’t great.
If you’re brand new—welcome to the circus.
If you’re a seasoned host—grab a drink and get comfy because we’re about to compare scars.
Why Now? Because the Game Has Changed.
The market is shifting. Regulations are tightening. “Revenge travel” is fading, and everyone with a spare closet thinks they’re a hospitality mogul. What used to be a fun side hustle is now a full-blown business—with real risk, serious competition, and no shortage of weirdos.
Standing out isn’t optional anymore. It’s essential. And that’s where this book comes in.
What This Book Really Is
This isn’t a dry checklist on “how to get rich quick.” This is the real-deal, boots-on-the-ground, toilet-plunging, laundry-folding at midnight guide to mastering short-term rentals.
You’ll learn:
✔ How to set up, manage, and scale your rental without losing your mind
✔ How to price like a pro and outsmart the algorithm
✔ How to protect yourself from nightmare guests, last-minute cancellations, and random acts of weirdness
✔ How to juggle regulations, taxes, neighbors, and—yes—your sanity
And because I believe education should also be entertaining, you’ll get front-row access to some of the most outrageous, hilarious, and 100% true stories I’ve lived through.
Including:
🔥 The Naked Realtor – I still have questions
🔥 The Thermostat Is Not the Internet – Yes, really
🔥 Officer, Has My Host Been Kidnapped? – CSI: Airbnb edition
🔥 The Toilet Paper Travesty – Because you can’t please everyone, especially when it comes to ply-count
What You Won’t Get
You won’t get sugar-coated fluff. I’m not here to sell you a fantasy—I’m here to show you how to actually make this work.
You’ll laugh. You’ll learn. And you’ll probably wonder why you ever thought this would be easy.
But if you stick with me, you’ll walk away with a business that works—one that’s efficient, profitable, and won’t have you fielding late-night “How do I unlock the door?” texts.
From navigating arbitrage opportunities and pet policies to handling oddly specific guest questions (like whether you need an avocado peeler), Confessions of a BnB B!tch goes beyond the basics. Packed with real-world insights, hard-earned lessons, and straight-talking advice, this book is more than just a how-to manual—it’s your backstage pass to the unpredictable, ever-evolving world of short-term rentals.
You’ll learn how to stand out, stay booked, and run a profitable vacation rental year-round—even when things get weird.
ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0FDH2ZL1K
Accessibility ‏ : ‎ Learn more
Publication date ‏ : ‎ June 16, 2025
Language ‏ : ‎ English
File size ‏ : ‎ 1.6 MB
Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Print length ‏ : ‎ 144 pages
Page Flip ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Best Sellers Rank: #379,567 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store) #93 in Buying & Selling Homes (Kindle Store) #107 in Home-Based Businesses eBooks #109 in Travel Humor (Kindle Store)
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